afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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