lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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