ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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