worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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