Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's official drugs can't kill me
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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