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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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