I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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