Umm I'm too high to move.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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