is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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