saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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