He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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