Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Randomize
