The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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