: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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