my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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