take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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