What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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