I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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