covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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