I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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