Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
what if I'm pregnant?
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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