how can u be prego again
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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