She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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