you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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