I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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