honey bunches of taint.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
