I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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