i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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