Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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