why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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