People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I am midnight drunk by noon
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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