FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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