I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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