this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
