Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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