People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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