at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Don't tell me you're on acid again
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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