Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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