Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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