My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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