I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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