i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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