Cold hands, warm shart.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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