:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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