I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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