so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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