READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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