told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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