I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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