is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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