So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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