He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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