My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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