Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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