would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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