They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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