Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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