FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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