Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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