I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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